You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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