the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
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