i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
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