Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
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