Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
Randomize