Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
She just used a chaser for red wine.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
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