Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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