Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
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