oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
Alive.
So much puke
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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