Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
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