Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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