D3 body, D1 cock
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
Randomize
