I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
I stole a fireplace last night.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
Randomize
