If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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