party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
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