I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
Randomize