Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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