Why are handjobs necessary in class?
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
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