My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
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