Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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