that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
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