girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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