He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
Randomize