try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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