Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
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