I'm so drunk that I ordered a root beer at the bar. Whoops?
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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