covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
i just woke up with two martini umbrellas taped to my nipples... idk how they got there
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
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