oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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