idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
If I'm not up by 8, will you please knock on my door?
That depends, can you stop texting me while you're masturbating?
Touche.
I CAN STILL HEAR YOUR VIBRATOR.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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