Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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