Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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