I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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