shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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