we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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