I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
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