also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
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