farters have to be the big spoon...
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I wish they made helmets for livers.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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