i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
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