Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
You had me at "let me see your balls"
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
Randomize
