sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
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