AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
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