why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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