3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
I was THIS CLOSE. But drunk me wanted to play those washboard abs with a spoon, like an actual washboard. Apparently that hurts, so I just squished it out at home alone.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
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