Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
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