she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
A bitchslap is in order.
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
Randomize
