can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
Randomize
