The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I forgot wine drunk hurts
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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