she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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