Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
do herpes really smell.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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