Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
my roommate just caught me washing a dildo in the sink.
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
they're like a gay fantastic four
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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