forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
Randomize
