my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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