He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
I woke up to an email from Groupon for 3 laser lipo treatments...on Valentine's Day...way to kick me when I'm down Groupon.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
I'm too drunk to remember your name. I'm too drunk to recall where i'm currently at. And i'm too drunk to give a shit.
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