he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
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