your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Life lesson: Don't give a drunk girl a dutch oven after having taco bell. She puked all over my pillow. Funny as hell though.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
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