So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
You should frame my arrest warrant.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
Randomize