So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
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