When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
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